Exams ki bakchodi😂😂🤣🤣

Itne deno k rukawat k liye koe khade nahi hai....sala mera v to life hai den ver kya yahi karte rahu apne jaise cutiya samja hai kya...
Avi mera jitne v bhai/sis/gf/wone wali gf log post padh rahe hoge(decide your category)
Or oo 12/10 me ho to u all must be facing this problem...
Hamre maa/baap 2 time me hi sabse active hote hai ak to jab exam bahut close yaa phir sala jab hamre result aaye ho.... serf maa/baap nahi behanchode sala sab ristedar v active ho jye ge....ye dono time pe....sab milke hamri khub lege....
1st Case(exam se phale)
Ak baat batao yaar sala jo ladka/ladki puri saal kuch na padho jisko yaha tak nahi pata ki sala kon kon Sa subjected hai unko ye log ja k bole ge beta padho terko 90+ lana hai BC kya exam se phale usme kya usme Einstein ki aatma gusjati hai ki oo sala sab padh le....
On social media 
Jitne v log hoge ghar k ya phir bare...oo or jada bade bane lage ge....If u r online at night..beta tum avi online ho tumhare exam hai tumko padha nahi hai ...aj kal k bache jab dakho online.Aghr ab online dikhe papa/mummy ko bata duga ja k padho...
IF we posted something...in comments...
:aache lag raho ho beta ...
Or padhe kaisa chal rAhi hai...
Exams aane wale hai ye sab ab choro padhe karo...

On calls 
Raat ko 12 baje call aata hai...
K****-beta so gaye kya
Me-nahi 
K****-kya kar rahe ho
Me-padha raha hu
K****-wahi dakhne k liye to call kiya tha
Me-oh
Over..
Sala ye kya tha nhai duniya me unko or koe kaam nahi hai serf dakhna hai ham padh rahe hai ki nahi....phale kavi yaad to aaya nahi...avi sabko yaad aaye ga...

In any function 
Beta tumhra to exams hoge padhe kaise chal rahi hai...to aacha marks lana hai na...us function me ak baap se bara ladka/ladki hoga jo jada padha liya hoga or oo tera se kuch kuch puchna start kar dega....behan chode yahi karn hai ki ghar wale Hame exams times koe function me nahi le jate...unhe v pata hai hame le k gya to unki v koe le sakta hai😂

Ghar wale(maa/baap)
Aghr tum 23:50 hr v padho or 10 min rest karne chale jaw ya mobile chalane lago ...maa/baap usi time tumhra room me aaye ga or galiya dege aacha se (den ver mobile mobile pata nahi eska kya hoga exam me aacha marks na mile to padhe chor dena ghar se nikal dege khana pina band)de mobile de tu muje avi de chal exams k baad mob lena ja padha....BC aasi hoti hai hamri kismat exam se phale

Hamko to sala samj nahi aAt jo ladka/ladki sab top karta den ver book k sath baith rhta hai sala kaisa kar lena ye sab oo log....

2nd case(results)
Eske bare me ham apko after mera and aplogo ka v exam k baad batye ge....tab aplog ko aache se samj aaye ga... kya kya hota hai...

Ham sala students ki v life jhand hai...kya kya nahi hota phir sala koe nahi samja what we feel...

Hope you all enjoyed the above portion... socha tha pura likhu ga results ka v but... sala muje v kaam hai bahut sara practicals aane wale tumlog to padhne k baad band kar k aane life me busy ham jo time nikal k likhe usko v mang karna hoga na....



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Comments

  1. Sreeja munshi19 January 2018 at 00:58

    Keep it up....u r the inspiration of the next generation....😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

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  2. Unknown19 January 2018 at 19:42

    Waah bhai...
    Tmne toh rula hi diya
    Sachme hamari zindagi jhaand hai

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